After transporting a patient to OT...
Patient: I wanted to tell you earlier when you were in front of me.. You have the cutest little hiney.
Patti: .... thanks. Little? I think it's big!
Patient: Oh no! You're very proportional!
AHAHAHAHAHA. Pain killers will make people say anything, I swear. :)
While chatting with a patient who was laying on a mat...
Patti: My dad retired from the Army.
Patient: What does he do now?
Patti: He drives for a company.
Patient: Oh he died?! God rest his soul.
Patti: No no... not died.. he DRIVES.
Patient: Oh god rest his soul.